I also go to thinking how perfect of a food this is to serve at a sporting event. Like I can't be the only one who is in a constant debate whether or not to get a pretzler or a hot dog, right? Anyone, Anyone? Bueller?
So yeah, normally I would feel a little bad about eating a mall hot dog. In fact, I'd probably feel so bad I would drown myself with another mall rat thing to eat, which is usually fool proof. However, I think there is a certain kind of dispensation when it's wrapped in a pretzel....right?
"The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it." -Lawrence J. Peter